The experiment

Well, it’s time to start using this page a little more.

A few weeks ago, I decided to assess the “astuteness” of my wife. Now, mind you, there was not much skullduggery involved; it’s not as if I decided to hide her keys or move the furniture slightly every time she left the room to pee. I simply decided that, every time I shaved, I would leave slightly more hair, thus gradually extending my sideburns. I was going to keep this going until she said something and finally, yesterday, burns almost inline with my jaw bone, she did.

“Have you been growing your sideburns out?”

Time for a trim.




-N